Fabricated Aggrandizing Questions
F.A.Q.
How many people work on Psychopomp?
Only one! Rusty spends a tremendous amount of time and effort writing, drawing, designing, typesetting, printing, and otherwise contributing to Psychopomp and other Pomp-related projects.
How do I get more Psychopomp?
Support Rusty and the Psychopomp Pompiverse by visiting the Psychopomp Webshop, clicking buttons on social media, or by writing and distributing favorable reviews of Psychopomp to populations of rabid consumers.
How can I show my appreciation for Rusty and/or Psychopomp?
Apart from the usual algorithm manipulations (e.g. like, share, comment, etc.), Rusty is excited to see what you come up with. If you wish to communicate your appreciation directly, you're welcome to send love letters, sonnets, and other forms of affectionate media to rusty@psychopomp.rip
How tall is Rusty?
Rusty is a strapping 6'1", or ~186cm. He is athletic, handsome, articulate, considerate, and funny. It's easy to get lost in his eyes. It's best if you avoid thinking about how attractive he is.
I can't stop thinking about Rusty and/or Psychopomp. What should I do?
While there is no known cure for such afflictions, here are a couple of suggestions:
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Send a letter to your local senator, congressperson, or plutocrat nominating Rusty to be the poet laureate of planet earth.
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Take up marble sculpture, and immortalize Rusty and/or Psychopomp in stone.
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Perform a public homage to Rusty and/or Psychopomp
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Build a trebuchet; fling refrigerators and washing machines across a muddy field.
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Found Rustyholics Anonymous, or, if R.A. is already founded, join a local branch.
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Try to detox with a combination of rigorous interval training, prolonged concentrated study, and disciplined creative expression.
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Surround yourself with beautiful people who haven't ever heard of Rusty.
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Join a monastary, nunnery, or some other cloister.